An Ode To Kebap Nazi

While in the country of boot like proportions one can only hope to find the Kebap Master. Fear not, but fear everything for he is a wise and powerful culinary demon man. He hails from the fiery pits of Turkey, and if you want Kebap you've come to the right place. As delicious as they are evil, one bite of these lamb filled pita rolls will send you into a downward spiral of ecstasy from which you will never escape. But alas, one must bite their tongue whilest ordering, or the chef whilst cut it out of thy mouth and serve it to you in the kebap!! You must hand the cruel devil his payment in exchange foryour sinner's delight, with exact coin or receive thoust punishment. Death by Kebap.....